The Definition is a brand new podcast hosted by Martin Friel in which three cynics debate the attributes and characteristics that they think define a footballer.
In this first episode Martin is joined by Christopher Boud, Christopher Gallagher and Paul Carlin to discuss what makes the ultimate football bastard.
The panel discuss their own favourite Celtic bastards before embarking on a quick discussion on the bastards of Scottish football.
Finally, Martin challenges the cynics to make their case for the Ultimate Football Bastard.
Emotions run high, shade is thrown and there’s no shortage of shenanigans in this inaugural episode of The Definition.